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I told my son not to visit me, but I knew he would never break his promise.

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I promised the genie I'd share half of my treasure with her, as I wished for all the diamonds and gold in the world. As I excitedly came home to tell my wife about how rich we were gonna be, I saw her lifeless body lying on the floor, missing everything below her bellybutton.

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"It's a boy!" the ultrasound technician exclaimed cheerfully to the anxious mother-to-be.

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Hot Milfs 500 meters away

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Little Charlie had spent a wonderful month at home, being fed an enormous amount of whatever he wanted to eat.

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I have always had a fear of flying, an irrational fear most would say.

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Upon my request the hospital staff happily brought me a peanut butter sandwich for lunch after being admitted for a suicide attempt.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I told my son not to visit me, but I knew he would never break his promise.	81
I promised the genie I'd share half of my treasure with her, as I wished for all the diamonds and gold in the world. As I excitedly came home to tell my wife about how rich we were gonna be, I saw her lifeless body lying on the floor, missing everything below her bellybutton.	80
"It's a boy!" the ultrasound technician exclaimed cheerfully to the anxious mother-to-be.	80
Hot Milfs 500 meters away	80
Little Charlie had spent a wonderful month at home, being fed an enormous amount of whatever he wanted to eat.	80
I have always had a fear of flying, an irrational fear most would say.	80
[deleted by user]	80
Upon my request the hospital staff happily brought me a peanut butter sandwich for lunch after being admitted for a suicide attempt.	80
[deleted by user]	80
[deleted by user]	80